10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.