10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.