10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."