10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."