10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fook the floosh droo!