10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth