10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright