10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is for loners.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim