10 Random Poker Quotes

when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.