10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom