10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake