10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.