10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson