10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-