10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.