10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)