10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"