10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers