10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is for loners.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.