10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.