10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha