10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus