10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS