10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus