10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician