10 Random Poker Quotes

Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Fish don't eat Nutz!
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves