10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson