10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.