10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event