10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."