10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."