10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• It's Free To Fold...