10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo