10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is for loners.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'