10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05