10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen