10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22