10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd