10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!