10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• It's Free To Fold...
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."