10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."