10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- It's Free To Fold...
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.