10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.