10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer