10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is for loners.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.