10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.