10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is for loners.