10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is for fat, American losers.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth