10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.