10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.